• New York City, under Mamdani, will soon be Havana North.

• Mayor Johnson of Chicago is not happy knowing that tomorrow he will have competition for the worst mayor EVER.

• Biden’s plans for his library are moving forward. Because of limited funding it will be in his garage next to his Corvette. This will preserve his funding because a huge trove of classified documents will not need to be moved. THEY’RE ALREADY THERE!!

• People reviewing the newly released Epstein files are getting very tired of seeing pictures featuring a naked or near-naked Bill Clinton.

• The headline: Pennsylvania Man Accidently Shot By His Dog. Hmmm! How do they know it was accidental?

• Apparently, some judges like Rap music too. One just granted Sean “Diddy” Combs preferential treatment by ordering a speeded-up appeals process.

• Nancy Pelosi is retiring. Oh no! Paulie’s stock picking performance is soon to take a nosedive.

• The Holland Tunnel is hopelessly jammed. Too many U-Hauls.

• As John Fetterman’s brain heals from the ravages of a stroke he seems to see reality clearer and clearer.

• Chuck Schumer’s face has not been seen on the floor of the Senate for decades, only the top of his head.

• Is Gavin Newsom lying when he says he hates when politicians lie? Hmmm! He may thinks a lie about a lie makes a truth.

• Now we know that Biden’s favorite ice cream flavor was Arctic Frost.

• The irony; a prominent Democrat we all know and love ripped a crown in half on “No Kings” day. Crown, State of the Union speech, guess it’s all the same.

• Oh no! Demolition crews found hundreds of classified documents in the walls of the East Wing. Interestingly there was also a Car Owners Manual for a 1967 Corvette Stingray in the stash.

• Hunter Biden is just as despicable with his clothes on as he is with his clothes off.

• With the revelations made public this week by Tulsi Gabbard we should change the name of the RussiaGate hoax to the ObamaGate hoax.

• A Big Beautiful Bill on a Big Beautiful Birthday.

• Karine Jean-Pierre says she’s leaving the Democrat Party and becoming an Independent. The Independent Party says they don’t want her.

• Whoever was making the decisions for Biden’s White House during his tenure just made a decision to issue a post for Biden to say that he was making all the decisions.