• Biden is going to Hollywood!! Word has it he’s going to star in a movie called “The Country That Was Led by a Corpse.”

Israel and the IDF is responsible for the Hezbollah exploding pagers, while America and Trump is responsible for the Democrat exploding heads.

• Kamala Harris taking advice from Hillary Clinton is like the Pope taking advice from Joe Biden.

• Trump is declaring FEMA inept and is thinking about replacing it. The replacement organization will be called Samaritan’s Purse.

• The people in the White House with the barrels on wheels and shovels are soon to be unemployed.

• Word has it that Biden was planning to award Barack Obama the Presidential Medal of Freedom, but Barack declined. Having to turn his back on Joe while he was receiving the medal was apparently a show-stopper.

• Jimmy Carter’s legacy as a peacemaker took a huge step forward at his funeral yesterday. Where else would you have Bill and Hillary Clinton in close proximity without a lamp being thrown; or Barack Obama and Donald Trump talking to each other without fists being bared; or Jill Biden and Kamala Harris sitting next to each other without pulling each others hair out. In fact, it was so peaceful that Joe Biden fell asleep.

• The FBI has found a useful purpose for the Tesla cybertruck; a bomb detonation containment chamber,

• With Biden still in office what’s next for Khalid Sheikh Mohammed? The Presidential Medal of Freedom? Or maybe a pardon?

• As President Biden circles the bowl he wants to pull back the flush.

• George Clooney is really depressed! No, not because Biden lost, but because he is sick of having the likes of Robert De Niro, Bette Midler, Barbara Streisand, Cher and Jim Carrey hanging around his Italian villa.

• No surprise here! Hunter is on Epstein’s list.

• Dunders and Blunders offers to buy the Panama Canal for $50 – the present-value of the amount that Jimmy Carter sold it for plus an extra $20 for a tip.