• If all the Democrats who said they would “leave the country if Trump gets elected” actually leave, Democrats will never win another election.
• Trump has sent a letter to Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger informing them that will not be considered for any positions in his administration.
• Barack Obama has an army of people feverishly searching the Web and deleting any information linking him to Kamala Harris or her campaign.
• The DC Fire Department had to respond to an alarm at the White House. Turned out Joe Biden’s legacy was on fire.
• LAX was extremely busy today. There were long lines of celebrities and Hollywood types who vowed to leave the country if Trump won the election.
• The last three years proves that the 25th Amendment will never be used.
• US interrogators no longer need waterboarding as an interrogation tool. Ten minutes of the Kamala cackle has been effective in breaking even the hardest of criminals.
• Guess it’s true that the orange vest did make Trump look thinner. WeightWatchers has just ordered a million and plans to issue them to all members who are complaining that the WW process is not working for them.
• Courts in Venezuela are now sentencing people convicted of murder, rape, drug dealing, child and sex trafficking, violent armed robbery to life… in the United States.
• Life in Minnesota must be hard. What else could explain why a 60 year old man would look like he was 75?
• Little did the creators of Gollum know that their character would turn out to be a dead ringer for James Carville.
• Biden says climate deniers are “brain-dead”. Huh, didn’t realize he was a denier.
• Kamala Harris repeated “I was raised in a middle class family” 42 times when her teleprompter failed.
• Rule No. 1 when competing in a debate; Never refer to yourself as a knucklehead.
• As usual, fact checkers were busy after the debate. In one example it was determined that Governor Wals statement that “Trump hadn’t paid taxes in the last 15 years” was false. Checkers determined that the statement would be true if “Trump” were replaced with “Hunter Biden.”
• The suicide rate for a specific demographic has suddenly increased dramatically. People that previously subscribed to the Hillary tetralogy just heard that the fourth book is soon to be out.
• Oprah Winfrey is cleaning house. Anyone who had anything to do with scheduling the Kamala interview is now looking for work.
• Fishing Weekly is replaying the Trump-Harris debate on their TV program non-stop. Never has a Big Fish taken the bait so much in such a short period of time.
• Kamala Harris has successfully reigned in her obnoxious cackle. Now she shows obnoxious facial expressions instead.