• We’ve all heard the quip after someone comes back from vacation that they need a vacation to recuperate from their vacation. BIDEN IS ACTUALLY DOING IT!!!
• Not only is real estate in downtown San Francisco going for bargain basement prices because of disastrous state and city policies, some sellers are offering a bonus if the buyer agrees to clean the poop off the sidewalk.
• Homeland Security is in the process of procuring a 90 mile bridge. It will make it easier to get to Havana (soon to be the new US Capital) if Kamala is elected.
• So who is Nancy going to get rid of next? Francis, watch your back!
• The climate zealots have gone too far. Now they are pushing Chicago, Milwaukee, and Green Bay to “harden” their shorelines in case a hurricane develops on Lake Michigan.
• The DNC has invited Donald Trump to give a speech at the Democrat National Convention on Thursday night. They figure it will be simpler to have Trump describe his policies before Kamala takes the stage. That way they can reduce Kamala’s acceptance speech to one word; Ditto!
• All reporters in the Kamala Harris press pool are being offered 90 days of vacation since they have nothing to do until November 5th.
• The Second Gentlemen has decided to stop going to church until after the election so that someone in the Democrat Party won’t notice he’s a Jew.
• The Harris/Walz campaign is employing hundreds to review all of Kamala’s past statements and videos to make sure they don’t miss any needed flip-flops.
• Many people are calling for a change to International Olympic Committee rules that would require future members to take an IQ test. Their hope is that this would ensure that morons could no longer be elected to the committee.
• Whew! For anyone who was concerned that Gavin Newsom would be the nominee and in so doing turn America into California, rest easy, its not him. But wait,…, Kamala Harris is from California, and she’s worse. Aaaaaggggghhhhh!!!!!
• Now Bernie Sanders is ticked off because Kamala Harris is being crowned the most liberal Senator.
• Plans are underway to put Biden on Mount Rushmore. They just need to decide what vegetable it will be.
• A new game is taking the video scene by storm. It’s called Zombie Leader and takes place exclusively within the White House, Camp David, and Rehoboth Beach, Delaware.
• Until June 27th who knew that the Democrat Party was a party of blind people.
• By most objective evaluations there are approximately 320 million Americans more qualified to be president than Kamala Harris.
• Guess we get to see what a president retired in place looks like.
• With Sloe Joe it’s no longer dead man walking. Now it’s dead man shuffling.