• So it’s cherry blossom time in Washington DC. A perfect time to go visit. Packed my bags and headed off to my local Greyhound station. Funny, but the response from the ticket agent when I asked to buy a ticket to DC was, “You first need to buy a ticket to Del Rio, Texas.” I’m like, “Huh?” She went on to explain that there has suddenly been a huge demand for buses leaving from Texas going to DC and so all Greyhounds going to DC are in Texas. Strange I thought, but I decided to try a different tact. “Okay”, I said, “Then give me a ticket to Wilmington, Delaware.” (Thought I could get close to DC and then take the Amtrak into the city. If it’s good enough for our President, it’s good enough for me.). The agent said, “Okay, I first need to sell you a ticket to Tallahassee, Florida.” I’m like, “Huh?”. She said, “Yeah, there has suddenly been a huge demand for buses leaving from Florida going to Delaware and so all Greyhounds going to Wilmington are in Florida.” “Hmmm, what in the world is going on?” Guess I can’t get there from here right now, at least not on Greyhound. Maybe I’ll wait till 2025 to go see the cherry blossoms.

• Biden claims he drove an 18-Wheeler. Could that explain why he always sat in the front of the Amtrak, miming as if he had a steering wheel in his hands, and going vroom-vroom all the way to Delaware?

• Can it get any worse? The staffer responsible for cutting Kamala’s meat has just resigned.

• Donald Trump recently shot a hole-in-one. The Democrats immediately alleged that a Russian chipped in.

• Have you ever noticed that celebrity apologies are always the same? “I’m so sorry; I’m embarrassed; the devil made me do it; it’s inexcusable and wrong; it’s all Trump’s fault; it’s not indicative of who I am; I didn’t pull the trigger; I apologize to [the source(s) of my millions]”; and on and on. Why re-invent the wheel over and over again. Will someone please develop a checklist/standard form to save Hollywood some time and effort.

• Hillary can’t understand why Americans don’t have a greater appreciation for Democrats and what Biden has accomplished. And we think Biden is mentally on the decline? Appears he has company! And as far as her specific likeability, it also seems apparent that she has no mirrors in her house.

• Uh-oh! Talk about screwing up. The last yacht confiscated by the Feds because of Russian sanctions belonged to John Kerry.

• The Biden Administration is really starting to play hardball with the sanctions. Effective immediately all Russian Wolfhounds have been banished from the United States.

• John Kerry has a new idea for reducing levels of carbon dioxide. Breathe slower!

• Hunter Biden sanctioned by Russia? Huh! Apparently the Kremlin has enough paintings and Vlad has seen enough orgy pictures!

• More word salad from Kamala. Little did we know that Biden had an Amendment 25 insurance policy.

• Ventriloquists are upset with the Biden Administration for withdrawing the mask mandates. Now only the dummies can move their mouths.

• Ukrainians are overwhelmingly in favor of regime change. IN THE U.S.!!!!!

• It’s sad that many of the circuses in America have folded up their tents. But there is one positive that has come out of it. The crews that followed the elephants around with their shovels and barrels can now be employed by the White House. Now instead of following elephants they are following the President and Vice-President.