• You thought you were tired of government mandates! Well, word just leaked out that the Administration is working on an executive order that would mandate all Americans to eat at least three meals of liver a week. The IRS, with its 87,000 new agents, will be in charge of enforcement.

• I hate:
o when people expect me to do what I say even if it is idiotic,
o when my thermostat is held at 90 degrees on the hottest day of the year. Guess I’ll go hang out in a government building somewhere for the rest of the day.

• I hate:
o that I can’t charge my electric car in my garage so the governor can run his hair dryer.

• So do you think Billie Boy and Dr. Ruth are talking about tennis at the U.S. Open? Hmmmm! What else do they have in common?

• The dash cam video of Paul Pelosi’s arrest is at times difficult to hear, but at one point he is heard asking the officer; “Do you know who I am married to?” In response the officer can be heard saying “Yes, you have my sympathies but that only justifies your drinking, not driving while you’re drunk.”

• I hate:
o that I finished paying off my student loans last week,
o that I can’t run my air conditioning at the same time that I’m charging my new $65,000 electric vehicle,
o that my Porsche is only worth half of what it was three months ago merely because of a few dents.

• Well what do you know! Our border czar is on the job even while on vacation. She’s at the Hawaiian border and reports that it’s secure. Thus, she says, proving that a border wall is not required.

• Have you heard the television ads from the re-election campaigns? Didn’t realize that everyone in Congress with a “D” behind their name is conservative, and that none of them have cast a vote for the progressive agenda. My memory fails me!

• How do you like your solar panels? Fried, baked, boiled, or grilled. Secretary Granholm tells people who are struggling to put food on the table to buy solar panels.

• If the current Democrat Party convention for naming legislation were in effect during colonial times, the Declaration of Independence would have been named the “We Love King George Proclamation”.

• How many weeks of vacation do you get after being employed by the government for 50 years? Appears to be at least 30, and that’s not counting the half-days.

• The manufacturer of my solar panels just sent me a rebate. Wonder if Walmart will accept yuans.

• Hooray, the wall is finally going to be built! But wait,…, Delaware oceanfront is not on the southern border.

• Two people looking like vagrants were spotted walking along the beach in the Hamptons yesterday. Huh, who would think it!