• Inflation rose 8.3% in August as compared to 8.5% in July. I guess that means we had a -0.2% inflation rate in August, right Joe?,

• Pete Buttigieg plans to employ a fleet of electric golf carts to transport goods if the railroad workers go on strike.

• Kamala Harris saying the border is secure is like the White House expecting James Taylor to excite a crowd,

• Buttigieg says we have to stay ahead of climate change. Pete, how will we know if we are ahead or behind since climate change models can’t accurately predict global temperatures five minutes from now?

• Uh-oh! The note card that Biden painstakingly copied into the Queen Elizabeth condolence book at the British Embassy was the wrong one. Instead it was the note card intended for his appearance at a fundraiser later in the day. It’s doubtful that British Royalty will take kindly to the queen being referred to as a semi-fascist, backward looking, election denying, insurrectional, power mongering, violence loving threat to democracy.

• The manufacturer of Trumpy Bear is suing Biden for a violation of their copyright for him referring to his political enemies as “Trumpies”.

• Kamala says she never consumed a grape until she was in her 20’s in support of National Farm Workers boycotts. I guess wine doesn’t count!

• John Fetterman makes Joe Biden look like a mental giant. Or,…., is it the other way around? You choose.

• So now if you win the lottery you have three choices; annuity payments, a lump-sum, or payment of utility bills,

• The California legislature just passed a bill requiring the wind to blow when the temperature exceeds 85 degrees,

• From now on Biden rallies and speeches will be held in garages. How else can tens of people be made to look like a massive crowd?

• Limburger cheese flavored chewable vitamins are not going over well with the kids. Huh, can’t understand it! The mice in the lab tests loved em,

• The Russian Ambassador to the Ukraine just resigned. He was recently scheduled by the Kremlin for his annual medical exam on the sixth floor of a Moscow hospital. He’s not taking any chances!!

• You thought you were tired of government mandates! Well, word just leaked out that the Administration is working on an executive order that would mandate all Americans to eat at least three meals of liver a week. The IRS, with its 87,000 new agents, will be in charge of enforcement.

• I hate:
o when people expect me to do what I say even if it is idiotic,
o when my thermostat is held at 90 degrees on the hottest day of the year. Guess I’ll go hang out in a government building somewhere for the rest of the day.

• I hate:
o that I can’t charge my electric car in my garage so the governor can run his hair dryer.

• So do you think Billie Boy and Dr. Ruth are talking about tennis at the U.S. Open? Hmmmm! What else do they have in common?