• Who needs the circus? Now you can go to your local daycare center or elementary school to see the bearded lady perform.

• Remember the Three Stooges? Well now it’s the “Two Stooges”, and the debut episode will be the Biden/Fetterman rally in Pennsylvania.

• Netflix has decided to produce another season of “The Vikings” starring John Fetterman.

• Huh, what do you know! Kamala was in Texas over the weekend. Too bad, if they had thought ahead a little bit she could have caught a ride home on one of the buses transporting illegals to DC. And think of the convenience; they would have dropped her off right at the front door.

• The Biden Department of Education is making changes to American history books. From now on the person(s) that discovered America will be known as “some Italian they/them”.

• In the Dem’s world it seems to be more important that people have access to weed then it is for mothers to have access to baby formula.

• AOC wants to move the tent city that is in her district. How about the vacant property where Amazon would have built?

• Kamala Harris visits Japan and South Korea and within a week ballistic missiles are in the air. KEEP HER AWAY FROM UKRAINE!!

• John Kerry recently had his private plane equipped with electric engines. On his first flight (to Europe) they discovered that the batteries were only good for about 2,000 miles. And to make matters worse, because the batteries were so heavy, the plane was deemed overweight and they had to leave the life rafts behind.

• Remember the old Looney Tunes cartoon where Willoughby the foxhound is pressing his partner, George; “Which way did he go?, Which way did he go?, Which way did he go?” Well now after the teleprompting is done we have a new version that repeats itself nearly daily; “Which way do I go?, Which way do I go?, Which way do I go?”

• I hate:
o when I’m giving a speech and I can’t keep track of who’s alive and who’s not,

• When Kamala was at the South Korean border she was shocked to find that North Korea was in sight. Dah! Does she realize that Mexico is also in sight from Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and California? Probably not, she’s never been to the border!

• I hate:
o that I have eight weeks to early vote. If I vote too early I will have forgotten who I voted for by election night and won’t even know if my candidate won or lost,

• Santuaries are no longer what they used to be. Take, for instance, the canary sanctuary on Martha’s Vineyard. It’s empty; the canaries have been moved to a coal mine.

• Kamala says she repeats herself over and over again because repetition helps her repeat the same repetitive message that bears repeating over and over again so she can be repetitious.

• So is Stacy Abrams’ campaign only a “manufactured sound” away from oblivion? Kaboom!