• I’ll think I’ll throw my hat in the ring for mayor. My recent 40 point loss for City Dogcatcher should be a good springboard to that higher office, right Liz?

• I hate:
o when I am being criminally investigated for allegedly planting a hair in my Oatmeal so I can get a free breakfast at Denny’s.

• Last night I dreamed that a gun-toting militaristic looking gentleman knocked on my front door and said he was from the IRS. Wow, dreams can get really crazy!

• I hate:
o When the FBI confiscates boxes from my home that haven’t been opened since my last move fourteen years ago.

I hate:
o when the FBI breaks into my house and rifles through my underwear, especially the pair that I’m wearing,
o when the number of days I’ve been on vacation has exceeded the number of days I’ve worked. I think I need a vacation.

Food for thought: If spending $750 billion of money we don’t have reduces inflation why not double or triple that amount. Hell let’s go for zero inflation and try ten times that amount. What do we have to lose!

• I hate:
o when I forget to remove the toothpicks from my eyes and I can’t blink,
o that my dog barks at the TV every time Nancy Pelosi comes on.

• More MyPillow news. Elon Musk to buy MyPillow. Elon was heard saying, “This is all about the pursuit of happiness. Happiness that comes from not having to listen to any more obnoxious Mike Lindell commercials.”

• Now Mike Lindell is peddling toilet paper. He calls it MyButtwipe.

• The World Health Organization declares monkeypox a global emergency. Great, the world needs a new reason to go hysterical!

• Today we saw a picture of the President in close proximity to his German Shepard, Commander. Thankfully Commander was wearing a mask.

• The White House claims the President is working 8 hours a day in spite of having COVID. Hmmm! So while he’s sick he’s destroying the country twice as fast as he normally does?

• When in Kalamazoo, beware of the poo.

• I hate:
o that to get to my yacht I’m forced to fly there in my private plane,
o that I can’t afford to pay my mortgage because I just bought a $65,000 electric car.

I hate;
o when my electric car is fully discharged and the closest charging station is 62 miles away,
o when it’s hot and humid for no other reason then it’s summer.