• Nancy Pelosi is fast-tracking new “why go to work if I can get a government check?” benefits in a bill called the “Have Mercy on the Administration Act”. Examples of payouts include:
o $5,000 to attend any Kamala Harris speech; an additional $5,000 to snap a picture with her (smiling is required),
o $60,000 to buy an electric car,
o $10,000 for Janet Yellin to tell your fortune,
o $2,000 to boo President Trump at a MAGA rally.
• Here’s what Biden shrinkflation looks like. Soon; a dozen eggs will be 10 eggs, a gallon of milk will be 3 quarts, and worst of all a bottle of beer will be 10 ounces.
• Hunter’s laptop from hell just sank to Dante’s 9th Circle (it doesn’t get any lower then that) as 168,000 DELETED files were recovered.
• Huh! Did Joe Biden just plagiarize a Benny Hill skit?
• Pete Buttigieg is ticked! The other day the SUV that transports his bike within two blocks of his final destination was cancelled.
• A sure way to shut AOC up. Ask her if she would support a Joe Biden presidency in 2024.
• It’s official! More people watched Return of the Green Slime from the Black Lagoon then opening night of the January 6th Congressional hearings.
• Lindsay Graham now has the record for the number of times for talking tough, but not doing anything.
• A new sleep aid has just hit the market by storm. It features Janet Yellin speaking.
• Now we know who that small percentage is that thinks Biden is doing a good job; Jimmy Kimmel and Robert DeNiro.
• More government graft and foolhardy spending of taxpayer money! Nancy Pelosi is having a fence installed around her home in San Francisco. No; it’s not to keep people out, it’s to keep her husband in.
• Boris Johnson survived a no-confidence vote in Parliament. Insiders say he gained a substantial number of supportive votes when he agreed to buy a comb.
• Biden’s presidential biographer will be in an envious position. They will get to make the whole thing up.
• Burger King is suing the President. They allege his constant whoppers are giving their popular burger a bad name.
• Janet Yellin probably qualifies as an expert in something. The only problem is it’s not in economics!
• Sloe is not happy that his staffers are repeatedly stepping in to clarify his statements. He says he understands exactly what he is saying why doesn’t everyone else?
• The Administration has come up with a really creative strategy to combat the baby formula shortage crisis. Wait six months! By then most of these babies won’t need formula anymore.