• There’s a faction of people in America who are touting the consumption of insects in lieu of meat. Hmmmm! Maybe that fly in your salad was not a mistake.
• According to Mike Lindell it took him a full two years to shred foam padding to create the MyPillow. That’s longer than it took the Biden Administration to attain a 30% approval rating.
• I hate:
o when I forget where I left my laptop,
o when I have to stay up till 12:01 am to dump my milk because it’s reached the expiration date,
o that I can’t remember what I said 5 seconds ago.
• After Nancy Pelosi’s frolic on the beach in Italy the Gruesome Twosome Dreadful Cleavage Society gave her an honorary membership.
• Border Patrol has updated their work standards. Agents will now be disciplined if they do not fist bump all illegals when they cross the border.
• Kamala’s latest word salad: “I sound like a dope because I‘m dopey and only dopey people can sound like dopes. I also act like a dope because dopey people do dopey things. Some may say it’s hard to sound and act so dopey, but for dopes like me it comes naturally. Then too, I’m not the only dope in this Administration. It starts with the “Big Dope” at the top and works its way down from there. Never have there been more dopey people in a Cabinet then there are right now. This should not be surprising because dopes beget dopes, and dopey leaders choose dopey followers. How else would we be doing such dopey things? As I said, dopey comes naturally to dopey people.”
• After speaking at the UnidosUS conference in San Antonio where she made her infamous “breakfast tacos” comments, Jill Biden attended the Pork Raisers Association of America annual convention. She said she was honored to give the keynote speech to the “ham sandwiches” in attendance.
• President Biden is not shaking hands with the Israeli leadership as he touches down in Israel (COVID precautions they say). In lieu of that he’s giving them “Where am I”, “Who am I” and “Why am I here” blank stares.
• Hmmmm! Looks like Hunter has a new job; White House Greeter during Medal of Freedom ceremonies. Don’t worry; he was fully dressed!
• Hunter was at the White House celebrating the Fourth with “the Big Guy”. He was there about two hours. That seems to be a long time talking only about the weather.
• After Michael Moore’s July 4th tantrum, Kim Jung Um has invited him to North Korea. Kim has been looking for someone, who is rich due to capitalism, to make a movie about how much better it is living in North Korea.
• How can Sloe be so clueless on energy policy when he has an energy expert within his midst; Hunter where are you?
• Fed Chair Jerome Powell says the economy is “In Strong Shape”. Hmmmm! Guess Jerome learned economics at the same school as Janet Yellin.
HAPPY 246th BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!
• Little did we know that America had a climate change expert specializing in rising ocean levels residing on the Supreme Court; Elena Kagan. Elena also insists that the Founders meant to include climate change in the Constitution, but the last page of the original document was inadvertently left on the copy machine at Independence Hall.