• More on Hunter’s tax return. Joe Robinette claimed as a dependent?

• Likeness?:
o Lucy (Charlie Brown); A young Dianne Feinstein (80 years ago).

• Well, what do you know? – Hunter Biden actually filed a tax return this year. The bad news is someone should have advised him that Candy’s Escort Service is not a deductible charity.

• Kamala’s husband has already written his Memoir. It’s very short! The title is “What the Hell is a Second Gentleman”?

• Okay Joe, you’ve now proven that you are in a league of your own. You’ve drawn the ire of the Easter Bunny! By the way, it seems the Easter Bunny had a strangely familiar laugh.

• Nancy has been absent from public view for a while. Yes, there have been reports that she had COVID. Probably so, but let’s just verify when she does reappear that her eyebrows line up and her nose is symmetrical.

• Elon Musk bid on two companies yesterday – one seemed good; and the other, not so good. $43 billion for Twitter (and renewal of free speech) could be a great business move. But $28 for CNN+? Come on Elon, $1 per subscriber is a bit high.

• Likenesses?:
o Madame Meduca (The Rescuers); Nancy Pelosi minus a few plastic surgeries
o Yzma (The Emperor’s New Groove); AOC after ten cups of coffee

• Jimmy Carter hates being one-upped. Be careful Joe! He might just try to primary you in 2024.

• Likenesses?:
o Gollum (Lord of the Rings); Bill Gates with long thinning hair, minus the glasses
o Madam Mim (Sword in the Stone); Janet Yellin six months overdue for a haircut
o Peter Griffin (Family Guy); Gerald Nadler on a good day

• Word has it that the bird that plopped on our President yesterday in Iowa was a Trump supporter.

• Here’s a theory. After four doses of COVID vaccine a person actually starts to apply some common sense. What’s the postulate for this theory? None other than a statement from Anthony Fauci. Yesterday he said that it’s now up to Americans to make their own medical risk assessments with respect to the coronavirus precautions they take. Bravo, mRNA! But wait, Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi have also received four doses of the vaccine. So much for that theory!

• Last October a mansion in LA was purchased by a real estate agent with links to BLM for $3.1 million. Six days later the BLM co-founders purchased it from him for $5.8 million. Today the house is worth $8 billion.

• So it’s cherry blossom time in Washington DC. A perfect time to go visit. Packed my bags and headed off to my local Greyhound station. Funny, but the response from the ticket agent when I asked to buy a ticket to DC was, “You first need to buy a ticket to Del Rio, Texas.” I’m like, “Huh?” She went on to explain that there has suddenly been a huge demand for buses leaving from Texas going to DC and so all Greyhounds going to DC are in Texas. Strange I thought, but I decided to try a different tact. “Okay”, I said, “Then give me a ticket to Wilmington, Delaware.” (Thought I could get close to DC and then take the Amtrak into the city. If it’s good enough for our President, it’s good enough for me.). The agent said, “Okay, I first need to sell you a ticket to Tallahassee, Florida.” I’m like, “Huh?”. She said, “Yeah, there has suddenly been a huge demand for buses leaving from Florida going to Delaware and so all Greyhounds going to Wilmington are in Florida.” “Hmmm, what in the world is going on?” Guess I can’t get there from here right now, at least not on Greyhound. Maybe I’ll wait till 2025 to go see the cherry blossoms.

• Biden claims he drove an 18-Wheeler. Could that explain why he always sat in the front of the Amtrak, miming as if he had a steering wheel in his hands, and going vroom-vroom all the way to Delaware?