• More government graft and foolhardy spending of taxpayer money! Nancy Pelosi is having a fence installed around her home in San Francisco. No; it’s not to keep people out, it’s to keep her husband in.
• Boris Johnson survived a no-confidence vote in Parliament. Insiders say he gained a substantial number of supportive votes when he agreed to buy a comb.
• Biden’s presidential biographer will be in an envious position. They will get to make the whole thing up.
• Burger King is suing the President. They allege his constant whoppers are giving their popular burger a bad name.
• Janet Yellin probably qualifies as an expert in something. The only problem is it’s not in economics!
• Sloe is not happy that his staffers are repeatedly stepping in to clarify his statements. He says he understands exactly what he is saying why doesn’t everyone else?
• The Administration has come up with a really creative strategy to combat the baby formula shortage crisis. Wait six months! By then most of these babies won’t need formula anymore.
• Nancy Pelosi was not with her tipsy husband last Saturday night; she was in Rhode Island. It was the only place where she could find someone who would give her Communion.
• Janet Yellin says she made a mistake; and it’s not her haircut.
• Biden just named Whoopi Goldberg as his new spiritual counselor.
• In a Wall Street Journal op-ed Sloe complains that he hasn’t gotten enough credit for what he has done. Does he really want to go to jail?
• Sloe is clearly starting to lose it. He thinks that Delaware is a new women’s clothing line and Elan Musk is a men’s cologne.
• Whether in the United States, Europe, Asia, or Timbuktu; the guys with the brooms and shovels that follow the President around are always busy.
• Let it not be said that the Biden Administration is not well coordinated. Yesterday Kamala gave a speech touting green school buses. Shortly thereafter Jennifer Granholm, Secretary of Energy, ordered 18 million gallons of green paint.
• While planning for the President’s trip to South Korea, Sloe was asked if he wanted to go to the DMZ. His reply was; “That won’t be necessary, I already have a driver’s license”.