• So the latest list of most lucrative businesses in America is out. No. 1 on the list are fencing contractors in Washington DC.
• While kneeling for the national anthem at a soccer game, Megan Rapinoe’s lunch fell out of her pocket. It was a Jimmie John’s sub sandwich.
• In a recent poll, 2% of respondents said that Biden’s economy was “very good”. Albeit a low number, it’s surprising that that many Biden family members were included in the poll.
• Joy Behar’s husband was seen celebrating at a local bar. He just heard that Joy was proposing a “sex strike” to protest the potential Supreme Court overturn of Roe v. Wade.
• It was a good day in hell for Joseph Stalin when he heard that the Administration was forming a Disinformation Governance Board.
• Tensions between the White House staff and Kamala’s staff has all but disappeared. Kamala has almost no staff left.
• Samantha Power is celebrating the fertilizer shortages, claiming it will hasten growers to transition to natural solutions. What is that smell coming from her windowsill herb garden?
• Kamala’s approval ratings have been averaging about 10 points below the President. Hmmm! What happens when Biden’s approval rating gets down to 10%?
• Biden declares all military vehicles will be “climate friendly”. Luckily potential countries where a ground war could be fought such as Iran, North Korea, Pakistan, or Syria have vast and reliable charging station networks.
• Now the global warming zealots want us to swap meat and dairy for INSECT protein. I say bug off!
• Back to Hunter’s taxes. What’s this $5.2 million payment to Jill’s Babysitting Service?
• The Progressive elites are apoplectic about Musk’s Twitter takeover. “This could effect the outcome of elections!” Hmmmmmmm!
• For those of us appalled by the gross mistreatment of January 6th demonstrators, it just got worse. Now the demonstrators are being tortured. They are being forced to watch the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial.
• Now we find out that Biden’s dementia started much earlier than we thought. Turns out during his vice-presidency that Hunter’s top business partner visited the White House 19 times with at least nine of those visits including meetings with Biden, members of his staff, or members of Jill’s staff. Joe doesn’t remember any of them.
• Here’s proof that all things can have value when applied properly. The Beer Belly Society of America has adopted the pregnant man emoji for their trademark.
Likeness?:
o Alfred E. Neuman (Mad Magazine); A young Anthony Fauci (70 years ago).
• While speaking at the Vandenberg Space Force Base the other day, Kamala exhibited a limited knowledge of space (in spite of the fact that she took up space in school). Okay, okay, cut her some slack! She’s now an expert on Europe because she’s recently been there (three times no less), but she has not been to space. Seems she’s about as knowledgeable about space as she is the southern border. But wait…, she hasn’t been to the southern border either. Seeing a pattern here?
• More on Hunter’s taxes. What’s this $18,000 business deduction for Chinese food?