• Here’s proof that all things can have value when applied properly. The Beer Belly Society of America has adopted the pregnant man emoji for their trademark.

Likeness?:
o Alfred E. Neuman (Mad Magazine); A young Anthony Fauci (70 years ago).

• While speaking at the Vandenberg Space Force Base the other day, Kamala exhibited a limited knowledge of space (in spite of the fact that she took up space in school). Okay, okay, cut her some slack! She’s now an expert on Europe because she’s recently been there (three times no less), but she has not been to space. Seems she’s about as knowledgeable about space as she is the southern border. But wait…, she hasn’t been to the southern border either. Seeing a pattern here?

• More on Hunter’s taxes. What’s this $18,000 business deduction for Chinese food?

• More on Hunter’s tax return. Joe Robinette claimed as a dependent?

• Likeness?:
o Lucy (Charlie Brown); A young Dianne Feinstein (80 years ago).

• Well, what do you know? – Hunter Biden actually filed a tax return this year. The bad news is someone should have advised him that Candy’s Escort Service is not a deductible charity.

• Kamala’s husband has already written his Memoir. It’s very short! The title is “What the Hell is a Second Gentleman”?

• Okay Joe, you’ve now proven that you are in a league of your own. You’ve drawn the ire of the Easter Bunny! By the way, it seems the Easter Bunny had a strangely familiar laugh.

• Nancy has been absent from public view for a while. Yes, there have been reports that she had COVID. Probably so, but let’s just verify when she does reappear that her eyebrows line up and her nose is symmetrical.

• Elon Musk bid on two companies yesterday – one seemed good; and the other, not so good. $43 billion for Twitter (and renewal of free speech) could be a great business move. But $28 for CNN+? Come on Elon, $1 per subscriber is a bit high.

• Likenesses?:
o Madame Meduca (The Rescuers); Nancy Pelosi minus a few plastic surgeries
o Yzma (The Emperor’s New Groove); AOC after ten cups of coffee

• Jimmy Carter hates being one-upped. Be careful Joe! He might just try to primary you in 2024.

• Likenesses?:
o Gollum (Lord of the Rings); Bill Gates with long thinning hair, minus the glasses
o Madam Mim (Sword in the Stone); Janet Yellin six months overdue for a haircut
o Peter Griffin (Family Guy); Gerald Nadler on a good day

• Word has it that the bird that plopped on our President yesterday in Iowa was a Trump supporter.

• Here’s a theory. After four doses of COVID vaccine a person actually starts to apply some common sense. What’s the postulate for this theory? None other than a statement from Anthony Fauci. Yesterday he said that it’s now up to Americans to make their own medical risk assessments with respect to the coronavirus precautions they take. Bravo, mRNA! But wait, Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi have also received four doses of the vaccine. So much for that theory!

• Last October a mansion in LA was purchased by a real estate agent with links to BLM for $3.1 million. Six days later the BLM co-founders purchased it from him for $5.8 million. Today the house is worth $8 billion.