• Can it get any worse? The staffer responsible for cutting Kamala’s meat has just resigned.

• Donald Trump recently shot a hole-in-one. The Democrats immediately alleged that a Russian chipped in.

• Have you ever noticed that celebrity apologies are always the same? “I’m so sorry; I’m embarrassed; the devil made me do it; it’s inexcusable and wrong; it’s all Trump’s fault; it’s not indicative of who I am; I didn’t pull the trigger; I apologize to [the source(s) of my millions]”; and on and on. Why re-invent the wheel over and over again. Will someone please develop a checklist/standard form to save Hollywood some time and effort.

• Hillary can’t understand why Americans don’t have a greater appreciation for Democrats and what Biden has accomplished. And we think Biden is mentally on the decline? Appears he has company! And as far as her specific likeability, it also seems apparent that she has no mirrors in her house.

• Uh-oh! Talk about screwing up. The last yacht confiscated by the Feds because of Russian sanctions belonged to John Kerry.

• The Biden Administration is really starting to play hardball with the sanctions. Effective immediately all Russian Wolfhounds have been banished from the United States.

• John Kerry has a new idea for reducing levels of carbon dioxide. Breathe slower!

• Hunter Biden sanctioned by Russia? Huh! Apparently the Kremlin has enough paintings and Vlad has seen enough orgy pictures!

• More word salad from Kamala. Little did we know that Biden had an Amendment 25 insurance policy.

• Ventriloquists are upset with the Biden Administration for withdrawing the mask mandates. Now only the dummies can move their mouths.

• Ukrainians are overwhelmingly in favor of regime change. IN THE U.S.!!!!!

• It’s sad that many of the circuses in America have folded up their tents. But there is one positive that has come out of it. The crews that followed the elephants around with their shovels and barrels can now be employed by the White House. Now instead of following elephants they are following the President and Vice-President.

• So Hillary’s COVID gives Bill an excuse to leave town. Word has it he’s quarantining himself at a remote secluded island in the US Virgin Islands. Bill said “he wanted to be somewhere that was familiar to him”.

• Nancy Pelosi is not in a hurry to introduce the Senate-passed Sunshine Protection Act in the House. Insiders say her husband hasn’t had a chance to buy stock in Daylight Savings yet.

• Dancing With the Stars has been having a hard time filling their roster for the next competition. They want to include some new dance steps in their programming but up till now they have been having a hard time finding contestants that can do a good Biden Shuffle.