• When you have a major project to complete you’ve probably heard the saying “develop a plan; work the plan”. Simple, but effective. The Biden Administration on the other hand subscribes to a completely different approach: Create a mess; tell the public they inherited the mess; wait till the mess becomes a crisis; put the President in front of a teleprompter to confuse the situation, blame everyone but themselves, and cite some wisdom he got from his father; have the White House Press Secretary explain what the President really meant to say; declare all counter arguments as disinformation; do a photo-op of the President riding his bike in a Delaware park; name a czar who knows nothing about the issue and has no intent to educate themselves on the issue; make more speeches and vow to monitor the situation; have John Kerry fly to Abu Dhabi on his private jet to declare the crises a climate change disaster; wait a little longer; request a ton of money from Congress; criticize Congress for not acting; accuse Republicans of being obstructionists; reallocate tons of money from other purposes; make more speeches; wait a while longer; get the Chinese involved; make sure the money gets appropriately distributed to political cronies, business associates, and relatives; declare the problem resolved; proceed to create another mess; repeat the process. Piece of cake!!

• Shortages! Shortages everywhere! Be careful Mr. President. You don’t even want to think about what happens when there’s no beer left on the shelves.

• What’s a fact-checker’s worst nightmare? To be fact-checked!

• So the latest list of most lucrative businesses in America is out. No. 1 on the list are fencing contractors in Washington DC.

• While kneeling for the national anthem at a soccer game, Megan Rapinoe’s lunch fell out of her pocket. It was a Jimmie John’s sub sandwich.

• In a recent poll, 2% of respondents said that Biden’s economy was “very good”. Albeit a low number, it’s surprising that that many Biden family members were included in the poll.

• Joy Behar’s husband was seen celebrating at a local bar. He just heard that Joy was proposing a “sex strike” to protest the potential Supreme Court overturn of Roe v. Wade.

• It was a good day in hell for Joseph Stalin when he heard that the Administration was forming a Disinformation Governance Board.

• Tensions between the White House staff and Kamala’s staff has all but disappeared. Kamala has almost no staff left.

• Samantha Power is celebrating the fertilizer shortages, claiming it will hasten growers to transition to natural solutions. What is that smell coming from her windowsill herb garden?

• Kamala’s approval ratings have been averaging about 10 points below the President. Hmmm! What happens when Biden’s approval rating gets down to 10%?

• Biden declares all military vehicles will be “climate friendly”. Luckily potential countries where a ground war could be fought such as Iran, North Korea, Pakistan, or Syria have vast and reliable charging station networks.

• Now the global warming zealots want us to swap meat and dairy for INSECT protein. I say bug off!

• Back to Hunter’s taxes. What’s this $5.2 million payment to Jill’s Babysitting Service?

• The Progressive elites are apoplectic about Musk’s Twitter takeover. “This could effect the outcome of elections!” Hmmmmmmm!

• For those of us appalled by the gross mistreatment of January 6th demonstrators, it just got worse. Now the demonstrators are being tortured. They are being forced to watch the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial.

• Now we find out that Biden’s dementia started much earlier than we thought. Turns out during his vice-presidency that Hunter’s top business partner visited the White House 19 times with at least nine of those visits including meetings with Biden, members of his staff, or members of Jill’s staff. Joe doesn’t remember any of them.