• Can there be any doubt that there is one system of justice for Republicans and a different system for Democrats? Don’t think so, well here’s proof:

o If Kamala Harris were a Republican; she would be in jail for failing to string two coherent sentences together,
o If Nancy Pelosi were a Republican; she would be in jail for destroying a perfectly good presidential speech,
o If Jerry Nadler were a Republican; he would be in jail for wearing pants [too high],
o If Adam Schiff were a Republican; he would be in jail for impersonating an alien being,
o If Barack Obama were a Republican; he would be in jail for “losing” his birth certificate,
o If Janet Yellen were a Republican; she would be in jail for bowing four times in rapid succession to a Chinese official.

• Back in 2007 during a congressional inquiry, while questioning a witness, Hillary made the now famous statement that to believe him would require the “suspension of disbelief.” In a similar fashion, does not accepting the Biden family statements denying any wrongdoing on their part require us to suspend our intelligence, logic, and common sense?

• If it’s true that Joe only talked to Hunter’s business associates about the weather, then he’s been suffering from dementia a lot longer than we thought.

• If it is now a crime to question the outcome of an election, then we need to build a lot more prisons. Or might it be easier (and cheaper) to build a 20 foot fence around Washington DC? This time to keep people in, not out.

• Think I’ll call Hunter and maybe he can get Joe on the line to give me a weather report. Hope my Ukrainian accent holds up.

• So let’s get this straight! There are tens of millions of dollars, thousands of emails, hundreds of suspicious activities reports, testimony from dozens of witnesses and business partners, numerous whistleblowers, and a laptop from hell. Yet the Dems say that “there is not a shred of evidence” to substantiate the Biden’s pay-to-play scheme or that Good O’ Joe was involved or even knew about it. Yeah, sure, uh-huh!

• The perfect business model! Sell a product (electric vehicles) and lose billions.

• It probably won’t be long before Hillary blames MAGA Republicans for her loss in 2016, or for stealing her 33,000 emails, or for bleaching her server, or for the massive Clinton Foundation accounting discrepancies, or for forcing Bill to go to Epstein Island 27 times, or for staining the blue dress.

• Kind of tired today! Was up till 11:59 pm. buying as many incandescent light bulbs as I could find.

• Wonder how much of the money going to Ukraine is ending up in an off-shore bank account titled Biden Bribes?

• Bet you didn’t know that the earth’s climate has gone from bathwater warm to scalding hot. But it has to be true! The UN Secretary-General said so.

• Are we getting soft? In the old days many of us worked all day in 90+ degrees, and 90+ percent humidity, without skipping a beat. Now, we can’t walk across the tarmac to get to our private jet without concerns of suffering heat stroke.

• Buttigieg is hard at work trying to improve airline service and reliability. His Department of Transportation has introduced a sweeping new rule requiring airplanes to have larger lavatories apparently so people can have sex more comfortably during their flight.

• It’s not so much that people are stealing shopping carts full of stuff; it’s that after they unload the goods into their trunk they don’t return the empty carts to the cart rack.

• “7” appears to be a pretty popular number around the White House these days. The president’s dog, Commander, has bitten a total of seven Secret Service agents; it was, indeed, confirmed that the Biden’s have seven grandchildren; Biden has illegally brought into the country seven million new Democrat voters; seven square inches of area in the White House (enough to hide a small bag of cocaine) is not viewable on security cameras; and Hunter Biden was sentenced to seven years in prison for selling lousy paintings.

• Whistleblowers must be using whistles on the right side of the frequency spectrum. Why else would the Democrats not be hearing what they’re saying?

• Kamala’s reeking word salad buffet is made up of dishes such as slave history, climate change, culture, education, the passage of time, Ukraine, …