• Where has Kamala been for the last couple months? On vacation, in her basement, at her beach house? Seems she may be practicing to be President.
• There is one occupation that has seen a massive increase in demand since Joe Biden has been President; fact checkers.
• KJP says Biden has done more for border security than anyone else. You laugh! He did appoint Kamala as the border czar, didn’t he?
• The US military can’t buy enough XXL uniforms to clothe it’s new recruits!
• Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, and Diane Feinstein are making John Fetterman look normal.
• There’s a new claim that climate change is causing increased turbulence for air travel. Sure, that’s it! Pretty soon it’ll be the same reason that trains derail, and potholes don’t get fixed, right Pete?
• It’s probably pretty obvious to D&B readers why Good Ole’ Joe used multiple pseudonyms in his email communications. And no, it’s not because he couldn’t remember his real name!! But what is “Doctor” Jill’s excuse?
• “Catch and release” used to be a fishing practice. Now it’s a Democrat law enforcement policy.
• Have you noticed that Joe Biden is looking more and more like Jeff Dunham’s ventriloquist dummy, Walter? If yes, I’m sure you also have observed that Walter make a whole lot more sense too.
• Well now we know what liberals mean by “sanctuary” as in cities and state. Places where residents object when those who they vowed to give sanctuary to arrive to seek sanctuary. Or,…, maybe more accurately, places where hypocrites live.
• I wonder if Yevgeny Prigozhin had flight insurance.
• I just heard that my neighbor’s gecko plans to identify as a Komodo dragon. Horror of all horrors! Now I’ll have to lock up my pet Cape Buffalo.
• Coal-fired power plants are all expanding their public parking lots. What better place to build EV charging stations than at the place where the electricity actually comes from.
• Baby-boomers are headed for an epidemic of mental illness. What they thought were happy childhoods are now being obliterated with each Disney classic book or movie that is remade.
• Whew! It’s a good thing Hillary never questioned the outcome of the 2016 election. She could have been indicted!!
• Holy crap! It’s a good thing Hillary didn’t mishandle classified information. She could have been indicted!!
• Terabytes of information gathered by the J6 Committee are missing. Better check Joe’s garage.
• All federal courts are booked up for next year; they’re all handling Trump proceeding!