• As more details of Biden corruption, malfeasance and cover-up emerge; the spinning of Richard Nixon in his grave is rapidly picking up speed.

• Joe Biden attending a meeting of AI experts is like taking your three year-old to the movies to see Oppenheimer.

• The Burisma CEO who claims he was “coerced” into paying a bribe to the Bidens said his dog was smarter than Hunter Biden. Huh, Hunter must have peed (or worse) on the guys rug!

• China’s coal power capacity currently under construction is six times that of the rest of the world combined. Keep up the good work John Kerry!!

• If the number of Trump indictments increase exponentially, does his popularity approach infinity?

• During a panel discussion on climate change Kamala was asked; what should be done to combat climate change? She responded; “I think climate change is changing our climate. Congress needs to combat changing our climate by passing a bill to ban summer. Summer is hotter than winter so it causes temperature increases. Without temperature increases we wouldn’t need to run our air conditioners and then we could shut down all our fossil plants. No fossil plants, no fossil gases! It’s simple! This would also be good for our museums because then they would have more fossils to display in their exhibits. This would help educate our children since they would learn more about fossils when they go on field trips instead of being bored in class learning to read and do math. Another thing that Congress needs to do is pass a law to provide umbrellas to all our citizens. This would keep the sun off their heads so they would think it’s cooler. And if they think it’s cooler, Joe and I will get re-elected because we will have solved the climate change problem. Thank you for the question and allowing me to confirm why I am the climate czar”.

• Kamala, while talking to 30 and 40 year-old kindergarteners, said AI is “kind of a fancy thing. First of all, it’s two letters. It means “artificial intelligence”. Unfortunately for Kamala, AI actually means “absent intelligence”.

• Janet Yellin bobbleheads are no longer for sale. They’ve been replaced by the video of her bobbling to her Chinese hosts.

• Unions are expected to demand the “Biden plan” during their next contract negotiations; a four-day work week, four-hour work days, and 20 weeks of vacation per year.

• So the secret Service, FBI, and the White House claim not to know where the cocaine came from. Who knows, If we wait long enough, they’ll say it was left there by Marilyn Monroe when she frequented the White House.

• Janet Yellin bobbleheads are no longer for sale. They’ve been replaced by a video of her bobbling to her Chinese hosts.

• It got a little strange during the meeting between President Biden and King Charles when they started discussing their age spots and the thickening of their toenails on their small toes.

• Biden staffers report that Old Yeller is back! Here we thought it was dementia and now we find out he’s rabid.

• Janet Yellen should have felt right at home while going through the reception line as she arrived in China; many of the Chinese men in the line had her haircut.

• Should we have confidence in the mental acuity of our President when he can’t count past 6 (grandchildren)?

• The Taliban is outlawing beauty salons in Afghanistan. That ends it! It’s probably fair to say that Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Diane Feinstein will not be visiting Afghanistan any time soon.

• Wouldn’t you know it! A quick review of the recent White House surveillance tapes only show reruns of the Three Stooges, Andy of Mayberry, and Jerry Seinfeld.