• I just heard that my neighbor’s gecko plans to identify as a Komodo dragon. Horror of all horrors! Now I’ll have to lock up my pet Cape Buffalo.

• Coal-fired power plants are all expanding their public parking lots. What better place to build EV charging stations than at the place where the electricity actually comes from.

• Baby-boomers are headed for an epidemic of mental illness. What they thought were happy childhoods are now being obliterated with each Disney classic book or movie that is remade.

• Whew! It’s a good thing Hillary never questioned the outcome of the 2016 election. She could have been indicted!!

• Holy crap! It’s a good thing Hillary didn’t mishandle classified information. She could have been indicted!!

• Terabytes of information gathered by the J6 Committee are missing. Better check Joe’s garage.

• All federal courts are booked up for next year; they’re all handling Trump proceeding!

• Can there be any doubt that there is one system of justice for Republicans and a different system for Democrats? Don’t think so, well here’s proof:

o If Kamala Harris were a Republican; she would be in jail for failing to string two coherent sentences together,
o If Nancy Pelosi were a Republican; she would be in jail for destroying a perfectly good presidential speech,
o If Jerry Nadler were a Republican; he would be in jail for wearing pants [too high],
o If Adam Schiff were a Republican; he would be in jail for impersonating an alien being,
o If Barack Obama were a Republican; he would be in jail for “losing” his birth certificate,
o If Janet Yellen were a Republican; she would be in jail for bowing four times in rapid succession to a Chinese official.

• Back in 2007 during a congressional inquiry, while questioning a witness, Hillary made the now famous statement that to believe him would require the “suspension of disbelief.” In a similar fashion, does not accepting the Biden family statements denying any wrongdoing on their part require us to suspend our intelligence, logic, and common sense?

• If it’s true that Joe only talked to Hunter’s business associates about the weather, then he’s been suffering from dementia a lot longer than we thought.

• If it is now a crime to question the outcome of an election, then we need to build a lot more prisons. Or might it be easier (and cheaper) to build a 20 foot fence around Washington DC? This time to keep people in, not out.

• Think I’ll call Hunter and maybe he can get Joe on the line to give me a weather report. Hope my Ukrainian accent holds up.

• So let’s get this straight! There are tens of millions of dollars, thousands of emails, hundreds of suspicious activities reports, testimony from dozens of witnesses and business partners, numerous whistleblowers, and a laptop from hell. Yet the Dems say that “there is not a shred of evidence” to substantiate the Biden’s pay-to-play scheme or that Good O’ Joe was involved or even knew about it. Yeah, sure, uh-huh!

• The perfect business model! Sell a product (electric vehicles) and lose billions.

• It probably won’t be long before Hillary blames MAGA Republicans for her loss in 2016, or for stealing her 33,000 emails, or for bleaching her server, or for the massive Clinton Foundation accounting discrepancies, or for forcing Bill to go to Epstein Island 27 times, or for staining the blue dress.

• Kind of tired today! Was up till 11:59 pm. buying as many incandescent light bulbs as I could find.

• Wonder how much of the money going to Ukraine is ending up in an off-shore bank account titled Biden Bribes?

• Bet you didn’t know that the earth’s climate has gone from bathwater warm to scalding hot. But it has to be true! The UN Secretary-General said so.