• Food for Thought: Can anything be settled science if all associated dooms-day predictions never come to pass and in some cases the opposite occurs?
• Trump is already considering potential candidates for various appointments. Rosie O’Donnell is on his shortlist for Ambassador to Siberia.
• The White House is recruiting more people with brooms and barrels on wheels to follow the president around.
• Jennifer Granholm announces a new regulation to ban all gasoline-burning cars by 2025. As is usual, there are exceptions. In this case only one; 1967 green Corvette Stingrays.
• Biden turns 81. That now makes it 51 years since he’s had a real job.
• Border agents must now ask illegals what their pronouns are as they come across the border. This is a difficult task because most don’t know what a pronoun is.
• Word has come down from where ever mass murderers go, that Bin Laden is reveling in the fact that someone has finally read his “Letter to America”.
• Judge Arthur Engoron (presiding over the Trump NYC fraud case) wins the “Mick Jagger at 100 Look” contest.
• The stampede at the southern border is getting worse! Illegals are fleeing back to Mexico.
• Xi will be travelling to San Francisco via spy balloon. It will drop him off in San Francisco and then proceed on its intended course passing over America’s sensitive nuclear and military sites.
• Appears Xi Jinping and President Biden will be meeting next week. Xi says he enjoys meeting with Biden because then he gets to eat two lunches that day.
• In the last couple years Arizona borders have been under assault as people are crossing en masse. They can’t get out of California fast enough.
• Electric vehicle (EV) manufacturers are getting electrocuted! Rigor mortis is soon to set in.
• Sam Bankman-Fried got Fried.
• Nancy Pelosi says No Labels is “perilous to our democracy”. Spoken by someone who IS perilous to our democracy.
• President Biden has named Kamala as his Artificial Intelligence (AI) czar. What’s really amazing about that is it’s the only time that Kamala and intelligence can be used in the same sentence.
• The costume of Nancy Pelosi in a bathing suit was voted the scariest for Halloween 2023. John Fetterman in a speedo came in second.
• Q. How can Joe Biden limit his competition in the upcoming Democrat presidential primaries? A. Deny them Secret Service protection.
• Kamala says the President is “very much alive”, which then begs the follow-up question, “For how long?”