• So who could possibly have brought the cocaine into the White House? It can be only one answer; a Mexican cartel! But wait…, Hunter couldn’t possibly be in the cartels, could he?

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, NEVER TAKE FREEDOM FOR GRANTED!!

• Remember a couple decades back when there was a commercial on TV that showed a frying egg with the caption, “Your brain on drugs”? Well the 2023 version shows a scrambled egg with the caption, “Your president’s brain on a good day”.

• President Biden keeps insisting that Hunter is the “smartest person he knows”. Time to rethink that Joe. A sound-of-mind person would say that smoking crack, while going 175 miles per hour, with a car full of prostitutes, and snapping pictures of it as he goes may perhaps disqualify Hunter for that distinction. No joke!

• Justin Trudeau is urging American companies to move their operations to Canada. He is telling them that Canada has better air quality, especially when there is a north wind.

• Golf ball size hail: 1; Solar energy: 0.

• The frequent traveling nightmare on major holidays is now called a Buttigieg!

• A FIRST!! Nancy Pelosi finally said something that is worthy of being quoted in a Supreme Court ruling. Problem is, what she said, supports a decision that is despised by Democrats.

• The IRS just adopted a new policy. Bribes from foreign entities are now tax free. What’s next; deductible escort fees?

• Russian coupe leader, Yevgeny Prigozhin, would be wise to stay away from open windows in high-rise buildings.

• So which billionaire do you support? Elon Musk who owns Twitter and tweets, or Bill Gates who breeds mosquitoes and buzzes?

• They’ve finally figured out how to get your new EV from Chicago to Los Angeles without having to make any lengthy recharging stops; trailer it behind your Ford F-150 with the V-8.

• Funny! People inhale weed into their lungs for extended periods, sometime for their entire adult life, with no reservations. But expose those same people to a day or two of forest fire smoke and it’s the apocalypse.

• Huh, what gives? Sounds like Adam Schiff, stretches the truth like Adam Schiff, and is deceiving like Adam Schiff; but looks like Jamie Raskin.