• As a counter to Trump’s book: The Art of the Deal, the Biden administration has written: The Art of Losing Your Shirt.
…Word has it that they are working on a sequel: How to Give Away the Farm.

• Fetterman just traveled to Michigan, but was not allowed to walk the picket line dressed in his shorts, hoodie, and sandals. The UAW representative on the picket line was quoted as saying, “We’re not the Senate, we have standards”.

• Iran just issued a purchase order for uranium centrifuges. The value of the order is estimated to be $6 billion.

• Hunter is suing the IRS saying that disclosures by IRS agents embarrassed him. Now that’s significant since he’s apparently not embarrassed by anything in his laptop.

• The push is on to coerce Americans into receiving a new COVID poke. The CDC says they will verify that the new vaccines are as effective in causing COVID as the old vaccines were.

• After Kim Jong Un’s visit to Russia, pictures are emerging that show Vlad and Kim riding horses while shirtless.

• Food for thought: Based on well-established evidence It would be fair to say that Joe Biden is a plagiarist. What does it say that no one has ever plagiarized him?

• The Democrat threshold to initiate an impeachment proceeding seems quite high. Apparently lying incessantly about both domestic and international affairs, accepting bribes from foreign sources (some our enemies), being in possession of and mishandling highly classified information, or aiding and abetting our enemies in numerous ways no longer trips the lever for them. Seems it wasn’t that long ago when a bad hairdo would do it.

• The book; “The Falsehoods of Joe Biden” (were it to be written), can no longer be a single volume. It will now need to be published as a trilogy.

• It’s no longer; Gooood Morning Vietnam!. Biden has changed it to; Gooood Night Vietnam!

9/11, NEVER EVER FORGET!!

• DA’s from New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania (blue strongholds) are working on new indictments for Donald Trump. They plan to charge him with failing to do environmental studies and excavating without the proper permits. The number of counts is still pending as they tally the number of divots on Trump’s golf courses in each of their respective states.

• Paulie was reportedly out celebrating after Nancy announced she was running for re-election. When asked why he was celebrating, with a big smile on his face, he responded. “3,000 miles is too far to commute”

• Great Lakes states are saying climate change is a high priority. After all wasn’t it climate change that caused the Great Lakes in the first place?

• A third of Americans think Biden is “up for the job” Hmmm, are there that many Democrats in nursing homes?

• Biden just signed an executive order to rename the beach in front of his Rehoboth beach house as the “Oval Office Beach” Guess he thinks if he is at the Oval Office he can’t be accused of being on vacation.

• According to Franklin Foer, Biden’s greatest fear is being “perceived as stupid”. Hey Joe, does it help if we remove the word “perceived”?

• Great Lakes states want to make climate change a high priority. Huh, wasn’t it climate change that caused the Great Lakes in the first place?

• Can we please get Biden on Air Force One to Las Vegas so he can slog through the mud and blame The Burning Man downpour on climate change.

• After Biden is out of office, his book of presidential speeches will need to include a section called fictional short stories.