• The Taliban is outlawing beauty salons in Afghanistan. That ends it! It’s probably fair to say that Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Diane Feinstein will not be visiting Afghanistan any time soon.
• Wouldn’t you know it! A quick review of the recent White House surveillance tapes only show reruns of the Three Stooges, Andy of Mayberry, and Jerry Seinfeld.
• So who could possibly have brought the cocaine into the White House? It can be only one answer; a Mexican cartel! But wait…, Hunter couldn’t possibly be in the cartels, could he?
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, NEVER TAKE FREEDOM FOR GRANTED!!
• Remember a couple decades back when there was a commercial on TV that showed a frying egg with the caption, “Your brain on drugs”? Well the 2023 version shows a scrambled egg with the caption, “Your president’s brain on a good day”.
• President Biden keeps insisting that Hunter is the “smartest person he knows”. Time to rethink that Joe. A sound-of-mind person would say that smoking crack, while going 175 miles per hour, with a car full of prostitutes, and snapping pictures of it as he goes may perhaps disqualify Hunter for that distinction. No joke!
• Justin Trudeau is urging American companies to move their operations to Canada. He is telling them that Canada has better air quality, especially when there is a north wind.
• Golf ball size hail: 1; Solar energy: 0.
• The frequent traveling nightmare on major holidays is now called a Buttigieg!
• A FIRST!! Nancy Pelosi finally said something that is worthy of being quoted in a Supreme Court ruling. Problem is, what she said, supports a decision that is despised by Democrats.
• The IRS just adopted a new policy. Bribes from foreign entities are now tax free. What’s next; deductible escort fees?
• Russian coupe leader, Yevgeny Prigozhin, would be wise to stay away from open windows in high-rise buildings.
• So which billionaire do you support? Elon Musk who owns Twitter and tweets, or Bill Gates who breeds mosquitoes and buzzes?
• They’ve finally figured out how to get your new EV from Chicago to Los Angeles without having to make any lengthy recharging stops; trailer it behind your Ford F-150 with the V-8.
• Funny! People inhale weed into their lungs for extended periods, sometime for their entire adult life, with no reservations. But expose those same people to a day or two of forest fire smoke and it’s the apocalypse.