• Russian coupe leader, Yevgeny Prigozhin, would be wise to stay away from open windows in high-rise buildings.

• So which billionaire do you support? Elon Musk who owns Twitter and tweets, or Bill Gates who breeds mosquitoes and buzzes?

• They’ve finally figured out how to get your new EV from Chicago to Los Angeles without having to make any lengthy recharging stops; trailer it behind your Ford F-150 with the V-8.

• Funny! People inhale weed into their lungs for extended periods, sometime for their entire adult life, with no reservations. But expose those same people to a day or two of forest fire smoke and it’s the apocalypse.

• Huh, what gives? Sounds like Adam Schiff, stretches the truth like Adam Schiff, and is deceiving like Adam Schiff; but looks like Jamie Raskin.

• Oh no! Could Biden’s day yesterday have been any worse? After falling on stage at the Air Force Academy and rapping his head on the door frame exiting Marine One, there are unconfirmed reports that he also caught his schwanz in his zipper. Ouch!

• Biden has said over and over again, “watch me”. Well…, we are watching; and his fumbling, bumbling, and stumbling is not a good look.

• It’s now clear that the FBI is irreversibly broken. They just raided the home of a Democrat!

• So now John Kerry is telling farmers how to farm. This from a man who knows nothing about farming other than how to spread manure.

• If you’re an entrepreneur there is now a new novel way to make money. Buy Bud Light and collect the rebates from Anheuser Bush.

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• Anheuser Bush’s Bud Light problem only gets worse. Now the only retailer that will carry their product is Target.

• Jill Biden gave an applause line in her speech the other day that didn’t draw applause. Ironically a line that was not intended as an applause line did. It started as, “And in closing…”

• Hillary Clinton says age is a factor in politics and people should consider it when they select their candidate. What a relief, she may have just disqualified herself!

• John Fetterman appears to have recovered from his bout with depression as he is back to his signature hoodie and shorts get-up. Do you suppose his depression was because of the pressure he was under to look professional and senatorial (wear a suit)?

• Bill Gates claims he only met Epstein a few times. I guess they didn’t talk much during all those long plane rides to Epstein Island.

• Biden, while viewing Mount Fuji, said he was looking forward to visiting Pompeii during his visit in Japan.