• Huh! Before we know it Bud Light will be putting the smiling face of Rachel Levine on the side of their cans. Who’s next? Sam Brinton! Miller Lite never tasted so good!

• President Biden recently called King Charles to tell him that he would not be attending the upcoming coronation. The King being candid said, “That’s a bloody relief, since you weren’t on the invite list anyway”.

• The old saying used to go, “misery likes company”. After yesterday’s election in Chicago it should now be “Chicago likes misery”.

• French President Macron is planning a trip to Ukraine. He was heard behind the scenes requesting the trip so that he “could walk the streets in relative peace and quiet”.

• North Dakota is soon to become the most populous state in the union. If climate change is real, people in southern states will soon be flocking north to cool off.

• The meeting between Putin and Xi Jinping has suddenly become strained. Xi accused Putin of trying to poison him after serving him borscht for the first time.

• Kamala has a new assignment; to convince young voters to vote for Democrats. This could be her best assignment yet since she demonstrates an ability to conduct herself at their level of knowledge and maturity on almost a daily basis.

• When Kamala was asked what the responsibilities of the Vice-president are she didn’t answer the question. Great! Now we have a President, Vice-president, and an entire Cabinet that don’t have a clue as to what their job responsibilities are.

• Word has come out that Biden’s dog Major, and his cat Willow, received payments from China. The House committee investigating the Biden family’s financial dealings also suspects that their parakeet, Jabber, may have been involved.

• Five years ago Greta Thunberg predicted that the world would end in five years due to global warming. She is now very frustrated because she can’t get Al Gore or John Kerry to answer the phone.

• Yesterday Kamala talked to the Howard University Bison basketball team in the locker room after they were demolished by Kansas in the NCAA tournament. Geez, weren’t they already depressed enough after the loss!

• Kamala Harris has stopped responding to Elizabeth Warren’s (Pocahontas’) smoke signals.

• NEWS ALERT! DoD reports that the US has taken strong action in response to the Russian downing of one of our drones over the Black Sea. President Biden has refused to comment citing national security concerns.

Meanwhile, Boris Mikhailov was excitedly flying his toy drone, just given to him on his 9th birthday, at a neighborhood playground in Nizhnevartovsk, Russia. He was brought to tears when he reported that there was a bright flash and loud bang after which his drone was nowhere to be seen. Russian authorities are investigating.

• The bank that went belly up over the weekend was Silicon Valley Bank. Yet Maxine Waters consistently calls it “Silicone” Valley Bank. Is it possible that she doesn’t know the difference between breast implants and computer chips?

• Zuckerberg has been slashing thousands of jobs. Is that so he has more money to buy elections?