• In the aftermath of Adidas; how long will it be before women, in addition to their padded bras, start wearing panties with a bulge?

• Airlines are starting to charge for everything. Coming soon; you will have to swipe your credit card to recline your seat, and it may only be a matter of time, before a swipe is required to get the oxygen to flow.

• The Discovery Channel is scrambling to update their hit series, “The Most Venomous in Nature”. Democrats on the House Select Subcommittee on Weaponization of the Federal Government, based on their conduct during the FBI whistleblower hearing on May 18th, have risen to No. 1.

• Food for thought: Based on today’s idiocy on the part of the global elite, the plague of locusts that occurred in Biblical times would now be considered a godsend. There would be no famine as a result, only scrumptious eating. Other than John Kerry, who knew?

• Kamala thinks the characterizations of “chaos” on El Paso streets because of thousands of migrants is way over-hyped. She said, “I looked at the street views on Google Maps and they appear all but deserted”.

• Excerpts from the last Kringe Jean-Pierre White House press briefing:

Q. What’s the White House reaction to the House Oversight committee press conference regarding Biden family international business practices? A. It’s a political stunt.
Q. What’s the White House reaction to the House bill for border security? A. Overkill. The border is already secure.
Q. What’s the White House reaction to the House bill to address the debt ceiling and out-of-control spending? A. Not needed. Money grows on trees.
Q. What’s the White House reaction to the Trump guilty verdict? A. We knew he did it! We have pictures.
Q. What’s the White House reaction to the indictment of George Santos? A. It shouldn’t take the FBI two months to complete an investigation.
Follow-up Q. But surely you realize the investigation of Hunter Biden is in its fifth year? A. Yes, I know. Stonewalling and spinning investigations of Democrats take a lot longer.
Q. When is the President going to talk to President Xi? A. When Hunter receives their check.
Q. Where has the President been? A. We thought he was in Ireland, but now we’re not sure?
Q. Why hasn’t the President fired you yet? A. Because I make even him look good.

That’s all the time we have for today. See you all tomorrow.

• It’s probably safe to say that most of the British people despise Prince Harry. So what does it say when, at the King’s coronation, Jill Biden and her granddaughter are seated even further back in the crowd then Harry?

• How can we convince people that fossil-fueled generation is a necessity for at least the foreseeable future. Operators of coal and gas-fired power plants scheduling their two month maintenance outages in June, July or August ought to do it.

• President Biden has stated on numerous occasions that he was raised in an Irish community, a Puerto Rican community, a Jewish community,…, it’s a long list. But never has he said that he was raised in a farming community. It has to be true though; where else would he have become so proficient at spreading manure.

• Kamala named as the White House Artificial Intelligence (AI) “czar”! Is that an oxymoron? If not, it has to be a first cousin.

• Hunter Biden has applied for a permit to set up a lemonade stand in front of the White House. Proceeds will go to his legal fund.

• Congress is talking about legislating ethics rules for Supreme Court Justices. Shouldn’t it be the other way around?

• Let’s see, hmmmm!! Attend the coronation of the new king (who happens to be your father-in-law), or plan and attend your four year-old’s birthday party? A piece of cake; birthday cake that is!

• What’s a sure sign that Ireland is not a country of significance on the world stage? When the President of the United States can’t remember that he was just there. Or…, could it be that our president didn’t know he was there? Hmmmmm, that’s a tough one!!!

• Experts are predicting that AI will replace many jobs going forward. The job that should be at the top of the list is Vice-President of the United States.

• What is a sure sign that you are engaging in politics? When you are being interviewed about a matter that is purely political in nature and you say, “One of the benefits of my job is that I don’t engage in politics.”

• Ronald Reagan famously said that the nine most terrifying words in the English language are; “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help”. Under the Biden administration it’s now fifteen words; “I’m from the military, and I’m being forced to help you cross the border illegally”.