• When Kamala was asked what the responsibilities of the Vice-president are she didn’t answer the question. Great! Now we have a President, Vice-president, and an entire Cabinet that don’t have a clue as to what their job responsibilities are.

• Word has come out that Biden’s dog Major, and his cat Willow, received payments from China. The House committee investigating the Biden family’s financial dealings also suspects that their parakeet, Jabber, may have been involved.

• Five years ago Greta Thunberg predicted that the world would end in five years due to global warming. She is now very frustrated because she can’t get Al Gore or John Kerry to answer the phone.

• Yesterday Kamala talked to the Howard University Bison basketball team in the locker room after they were demolished by Kansas in the NCAA tournament. Geez, weren’t they already depressed enough after the loss!

• Kamala Harris has stopped responding to Elizabeth Warren’s (Pocahontas’) smoke signals.

• NEWS ALERT! DoD reports that the US has taken strong action in response to the Russian downing of one of our drones over the Black Sea. President Biden has refused to comment citing national security concerns.

Meanwhile, Boris Mikhailov was excitedly flying his toy drone, just given to him on his 9th birthday, at a neighborhood playground in Nizhnevartovsk, Russia. He was brought to tears when he reported that there was a bright flash and loud bang after which his drone was nowhere to be seen. Russian authorities are investigating.

• The bank that went belly up over the weekend was Silicon Valley Bank. Yet Maxine Waters consistently calls it “Silicone” Valley Bank. Is it possible that she doesn’t know the difference between breast implants and computer chips?

• Zuckerberg has been slashing thousands of jobs. Is that so he has more money to buy elections?

• Kamala has just come up with a new ailment; “climate mental health” issues. Could she have unwittingly just pegged what ails Al Gore and John Kerry? I suppose if they have such an affliction it would be better than simply calling them crazy.

• So now the IRS is taking steps to ensure that wait staff report all their tips? If they are going to do that how about they start requiring shop lifters to report the value of the items they stole.

• It’s amazing how up-in-arms Chuck Schumer is about the J6 tapes being reviewed and aired by Tucker Carlson. Maybe he’s afraid Tucker will show a tape of him in his office without his pants on.

• If there was a Most Stupid People List Prince Harry would be on it. And near the top.

• If there was a Most Wussy Mens List the Second Gentleman would be on it. In fact, he would be the First Wussy.

• The undisclosed report from Biden’s recent medical exam has leaked out. It clearly indicates that his “Use by” date has expired.

• Secretary Buttigieg is already trying to cement his legacy as an environmental and climate change hero. If that’s is to be his legacy it will be fraught with potholes, toxic waste, deserted freeways, and grounded private jets.

• America has a new diplomatic powerhouse; Janet Yellen. Yesterday she was in Kyiv meeting with President Zelensky. Word has it that today she is on her way to Moscow to give Vlad a piece of her mind. Vlad reportedly is so traumatized that he called in sick.

• A representative of the Sinaloa cartel has been named to the United Nations commission on human trafficking. Another representative is also being considered for assignment to the Merits of Fentanyl committee. The UN Secretary General expressed his appreciation to the cartel for providing such renowned experts in these areas of expertise.

• The Department of Energy has issued their report regarding the origin of the COVID-19 virus. They have traced it to a little seven year old named Wang Yong Zheng from Huanggang, China. DoE believes Wang Yong contracted the disease from his pet five-toed jerboa and spread the disease to his classmates when he forgot to sneeze into his sleeve.

• From now on President Biden is only allowed to go down stairs. Going up stairs has proven to be very hard on his hands and knees.

• The popularity of the movie “Cocaine Bear” over the weekend is proof that the human race is in decline.

• Latest polls indicate that the only Americans who want to see Biden run for re-election are Jill Biden, Hunter Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and Mickey Mouse.