February 9, 2023

• Biden’s PBS interview was a real laugher! Judy Woodruff asked Joe if he thought Chinese spying was becoming a major problem [smile, chuckle, smile]; she asked if he was planning to run for President again in 2024 [smile, belly laugh]; she asked if he thought Kamala was doing a good job [smile, roll-on-the-floor hysterics]; she asked if he was concerned about Hunter being indicted and implicating him in the crimes [smile, bring-tears-to-the-eyes guffawing]; finally she asked if he had any inspirational words to lift up the American people [blank stare, total silence].

February 4, 2023

• John Fetterman has been appointed to the Senate Dress Code Committee and the Congressional Welcome Wagon,

• Hunter Biden debunked the steadfast debunking of his computer from hell and then debunked what he had debunked,

• The big mistake China made with their surveillance balloon is that it entered our airspace from the northwest. If it had come in from the south it may have entered totally undetected or it could have applied for asylum.

February 2, 2023

• Karine Jean-Pierre White House daily briefings have become don’t-miss events. Some Q&A’s from the latest briefing:

o Q. Karine, what is the White House response to the FBI search at Rehoboth? A. “We are being totally cooperative and transparent”,
o Q. Karine, what is the White House position on Hunter’s laptop from hell? A. “We are being totally cooperative and transparent”,
o Q. Karine, does the White House think the southern border is closed? “We are being totally cooperative and transparent”,
o Q. Karine, is the White House concerned that Putin could start a nuclear war? A. “We are being totally cooperative and transparent”,
o Q. Karine, what did the president have for breakfast? A. “We are being totally cooperative and transparent”,
o Q. Karine, does the president think Kamala is a complete bird brain? A. “We are being totally cooperative and transparent”,
o Q. Karine, does the president know what day it is? A. “We are being totally cooperative and transparent”

Karine: Great questions today! I’ll see you tomorrow.

February 1, 2023

• News Alert! FBI Agents find a bankers box under the bed at Biden’s Rehoboth Beach house. The box was labeled, “Hide From the FBI”.

• Jimmy Kimmel spoofed Michael Lindell in a crane claw vending machine when he appeared on Kimmel’s show last night. Now they can’t get him out!

January 29, 2023

• Diane Feinstein will be 90 soon, and she is still contemplating running for re-election. One question! Would you want her airline “equal” piloting your next flight?

• Disaster Alert! Janet Yellen’s hairdresser dropped the bowl on the floor and it broke into smithereens.

January 26, 2023

• News Alert! Adam Schiff and Eric Swalwell were injured in the Capital Building. It appears a heavy wooden door hit them in the backside on their way out of the Judiciary Committee.

• College professors in speech classes are now teaching a new style of speaking. It’s characterized by talking rapidly in a monotone voice interspersed occasionally with whispering and angry outbursts, trailing off on words, not completing sentences, making stuff up, calling people names, sometimes elaborating on personal experiences to the point of being false, and looking straight ahead as in a blank stare. It’s called the Biden Mumble Bumble Jumble.

January 25, 2023

• The Biden’s just hired Sandy Berger as their records manager,

• If anybody has trouble understanding what oxymoron means, think Biden think tank,

• Maybe we ought to start marking classified documents as “Trash”. No one would bother to take trash home with them and the Chinese certainly wouldn’t be willing to pay anyone for it.

January 24, 2023

• If Old Joe keeps getting himself in trouble and the state of things in this country get any worse the MSM may stop calling him a Democrat. The low-information voter won’t notice.

• Karine Jean-Pierre, who is not known for her direct and accurate responses to questions (being very kind here), finally gave an honest response saying “Too be clear, I don’t have a clue as to what the hell I’m doing”.

January 23, 2023

• John “I Fly Strictly Commercial” Kerry was spotted leaving Davos on his ”commercial” private jet. Who knew?

• Incredible! They just found Jimmy Hoffa’s skeleton in Biden’s garage.

January 20, 2023

• Kamala was asked to comment on Joe Biden’s “no regrets” comment regarding classified documents. She said, “I myself do not regret having no regrets for President Biden not regretting that he has no regrets for his handling of documents that were misfiled in files intended for other files that he was hiding in his garage behind his corvette so no one would find them. What’s the problem?”