• If Old Joe keeps getting himself in trouble and the state of things in this country get any worse the MSM may stop calling him a Democrat. The low-information voter won’t notice.
• Karine Jean-Pierre, who is not known for her direct and accurate responses to questions (being very kind here), finally gave an honest response saying “Too be clear, I don’t have a clue as to what the hell I’m doing”.
• John “I Fly Strictly Commercial” Kerry was spotted leaving Davos on his ”commercial” private jet. Who knew?
• Incredible! They just found Jimmy Hoffa’s skeleton in Biden’s garage.
• Kamala was asked to comment on Joe Biden’s “no regrets” comment regarding classified documents. She said, “I myself do not regret having no regrets for President Biden not regretting that he has no regrets for his handling of documents that were misfiled in files intended for other files that he was hiding in his garage behind his corvette so no one would find them. What’s the problem?”
• More look-alikes; Al Gore and Greta Thunberg? Is it their screeching voices and scowling faces? Or is it that every time they open their mouths their climate change vehicles (electric, of course) end up in the ditch.
• Al Gore explains why there is so much rain on the west coast this year. The Bering Sea is boiling! And in the winter no less!!
• It’s official! Greta Thunberg was born with a permanent scowl on her face.
• Is Steven Spielberg in Davos? John Kerry thinks he’s E.T.
• So Biden conducted his campaign out of his basement and now we find out he has been storing (hiding) “Top Secret” classified documents in various places in his home including the garage. Will anybody be surprised if a report comes out that they found his corvette car keys in the refrigerator?
• Has anybody noticed that Dr. Fauci and Pete Buttigieg look a lot alike? And that they are equally annoying?
• News Alert! “Top Secret” classified documents have just been found in Major’s doghouse,
• A reporter asked Kamala Harris about the Biden classified document fiasco. Her response; “Well…, that would be classified.” [cackle/cackle]. “But seriously what I know about this classified situation would be classified by some as classified because the information is classified and so what I think about it may be classified as classified and to divulge classified information would be classified as classified.”
• Biden’s attorneys have expanded their search for classified documents in his Delaware home. Shocker of all shockers! They found Hillary Clinton’s 33,000 lost emails in Jill’s underwear drawer,
• Fort Knox just issued a contract for construction of 200 “lockable” garages. In their announcement they said, “Since locked garages are good enough to store and protect classified documents, so they should be good enough for storing and protecting our gold.”
• A new definition of wishful thinking. Diane Feinstein, who hasn’t known what planet she’s on for at least a year now, says she hasn’t decided yet whether she will run for re-election.
• No need to worry. The classified documents in Bidens’s garage were extremely secure. The boxes were behind a stash of Hunter’s paintings.
• A candidate for the worst expenditure ever – renewing Jimmy Fallon’s contract. Thankfully it was only for $80 million dollars,
• Adam Schiff, Ilhan Omar, and Eric Swalwell not only find themselves thrown out of committee assignments, but also have their offices moved to an abandoned bus behind the Rayburn House Office Building.