November 13, 2023

• The stampede at the southern border is getting worse! Illegals are fleeing back to Mexico.

• Xi will be travelling to San Francisco via spy balloon. It will drop him off in San Francisco and then proceed on its intended course passing over America’s sensitive nuclear and military sites.

November 10, 2023

• Appears Xi Jinping and President Biden will be meeting next week. Xi says he enjoys meeting with Biden because then he gets to eat two lunches that day.

November 7, 2023

• In the last couple years Arizona borders have been under assault as people are crossing en masse. They can’t get out of California fast enough.

• Electric vehicle (EV) manufacturers are getting electrocuted! Rigor mortis is soon to set in.

November 3, 2023

• Sam Bankman-Fried got Fried.

• Nancy Pelosi says No Labels is “perilous to our democracy”. Spoken by someone who IS perilous to our democracy.

November 1, 2023

• President Biden has named Kamala as his Artificial Intelligence (AI) czar. What’s really amazing about that is it’s the only time that Kamala and intelligence can be used in the same sentence.

• The costume of Nancy Pelosi in a bathing suit was voted the scariest for Halloween 2023. John Fetterman in a speedo came in second.

October 31, 2023

• Q. How can Joe Biden limit his competition in the upcoming Democrat presidential primaries? A. Deny them Secret Service protection.

• Kamala says the President is “very much alive”, which then begs the follow-up question, “For how long?”

October 27, 2023

• Israel has an ingenious plan to clear the tunnels under Gaza. After securing some of the entrances, the plan calls for setting up high volume sound systems and beginning non-stop broadcasts of Kamala Harris’ cackle. Some are denouncing the tactic as torture.

October 22, 2023

• Greta Thunberg has taken the side of Hamas and the Palestinians. They must be strong advocates for climate change.

• Since Jim Jordan was summarily ousted from the running for Speaker, ten additional Republican representatives have thrown their hats in the ring. Maybe if the House can stretch this out for 20 more weeks all Republican representatives will have had a chance to declare their candidacies.

• Hey Joe! Don’t you wonder if the hostages are enjoying a weekend at the beach?

October 18, 2023

• Biden is really getting serious now! He’s added a third “don’t” to his warning to others contemplating their possible involvement in the war between Hamas and Israel.

October 13, 2023

• Senator Fetterman says we aren’t sending the best and brightest to DC. President Biden defensively questioned, “Is it that obvious?”