• Now we know why Hunter didn’t pay $1.4 million in taxes in 2016 through 2019. He needs the money to pay lawyers in 2023.

• Go easy on Hunter. He just had a misunderstanding about paying taxes. He thought if you spent every nickel on “life’s pleasures” you were exempt from paying taxes on that money. An honest mistake!

• Banks in the Cayman Islands are struggling. Apparently the amount of money coming in from American politicians (one family in particular) has dropped off dramatically.

• Just visited Yellowstone National Park. What’s the deal with the sign that says “China Welcomes You”?

• When the number of EVs sitting on dealer’s lots exceeds the number of EVs on the road, you know you have a problem.

• What is contributing to global warming more; your refrigerator or John Kerry’s butt?

• Bob Menendez thought he had a bulldog nipping at his ankles. Turns out it’s John Fetterman.

• George Santos is bitter about being expelled from the House, particularly since at one point he was as close to becoming Speaker as anyone else in the House.

• We all know that the US Terrorist Watchlist is screwed up. But Taylor Swift?

• We no longer have to worry about being bombed back into the Dark Ages by nuclear war. The climate change zealots in Dubai are in the process of taking us there right now.

• King Charles thinks we have to spend $5 trillion a year worldwide to stem the tide of climate change. John Kerry, after a Himalayan salt sauna at the Dubai five-star resort where he is staying, proposed that Hunter Biden be put in charge of managing the funds. The Ukrainian representative agreed, noting that Hunter knows absolutely nothing about climate change, so he’s a perfect choice.

• “Sammy The Bull” Gravano thinks that the misdeeds of the Biden family are “treasonous.” Considering the penalty for treason it’s a good thing Sammy is retired!

• Now Biden claims he was in the Himalayas with Deng Xiaoping. If we give this claim a little more time to develop we’ll probably hear that he climbed Mount Everest while he was there. This from a man who can’t stay on his feet while ascending a stairway.

• We have a new means for population control. People are turning to TikTok for medical advice.

• Another potential Trump appointment; Joe Biden as ambassador to North Korea. Inhumane? Not really, old Joe won’t know where he is anyway.

• Wow, things have really gone south for Disney! Their stock has cratered, attendance at theme parks is way down, and their last four movies have collectively lost over a billion dollars. Can it get any worse? If they aren’t careful people will start pooping in line as they wait to get on rides.