• The only person in the Administration in the last two years that has been on vacation or away from work more than Joe Biden is Pete Buttigieg. No wonder the Railroad unions were holding out for 80 days of vacation a year.
• And speaking of Pete, we understand that he just received a toaster for logging 100,000 miles on private jets. Begs the question; Is it ethical for a supposed public servant to accept a toaster?
• Total viewership of AOC’s documentary advocating for the Green New Deal can be measured in tens of viewers. Thankfully she has a fairly large family.
• John Fetterman must have the Senator thing down already since he has time to appear in a Hollywood movie which is set in the 1830’s. Did they have hoodies back then?
• Since Musk started exposing Twitter’s shenanigans the lights at Facebook headquarters have been on 24/7. Hmmmmm! Wonder what could be going on in there around the clock?
• Hard times are falling on Hunter Biden. He’s offering to throw in a couple of paintings just to get foreign dictators to talk to him. So far he hasn’t been able to get any of them to stop laughing.
• Current Kansas residents are being ordered to leave the state immediately. DHS has decided that Kansas is the perfect size to accommodate the 5 million illegals that have crossed the border since Biden took over.
• Green parents are decrying the fact that their adolescent children are waking up; not because of nightmares from falling, but rather, from nightmares of the earth becoming Venus.
• More Twitter news. Now we’re finding out that Kari Lake was suspended from Twitter because they didn’t like the way she spells her first name. Further, Carrie (per Twitter’s liking) was also accused of plagiarizing her name because there is a Kari Lake in northern Arizona which is known for producing record size catfish.
• Could it get any worse! Elon Musk says that Yosemite Sam was censored on Twitter. Appears they considered Sam saying, “I’m the meanest, roughest, toughest hombre that’s ever crossed the Rio Grande” to be racist,
• It just got worse! Now Musk says Scooby-Doo was banned from Twitter because he was barking up the wrong tree.
• During a speech in Georgia yesterday Barack Obama talked about everyone having a crazy “Uncle Joe” in their family. Ironically that statement applies to our country right now.
• Kevin McCarthy says if he is named Speaker he will give due consideration to appointing Adam Schiff to the Christmas Party planning committee. He noted that Adam will soon have a lot of free time on his hands.
• Biden is so desperate for a nuclear deal with Iran that he has offered to forfeit the World Cup game between Iran and USA.
• Thankfully on Thanksgiving Day Old Joe found time to honor our soldiers by serving them Thanksgiving dinner in some far away land. But wait…, there’s no military base in Nantucket! Hmmmmm! Guess him staying in a $20 million compound while watching A Few Good Men on NetFlix will have to suffice.