HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
• Liz Cheney recently endorsed Tim Ryan for Senate in Ohio. Shortly thereafter, the Ryan for Senate website crashed as doners were requesting refunds.
• They finally got Hillary! Last week she said Republicans would steal the 2024 presidential election. As a result she was ticketed and fined $168 because in New York it is illegal to do fortune telling without a license. The ticket was dropped; however, as President Biden granted her a pardon.
• Dunders wishes Paul Pelosi a speedy and full recovery. With that said, 2022 has not been a good year for old Paulie! Nancy has been in Congress for 35 years and for the first 34 we didn’t even know her husband’s name. Now everyone does with the possible exception of Joe Biden.
• Don’t you wonder why climate change activists aren’t gluing themselves to Hunter Biden’s “paintings”?,
• If then Vice-President Biden visited 54 states in 2018 as he says, it’s probably because he mistook Sonora, Chihuahua, Coahuila, and Tamaulipas as southern border states? Huh! Apparently nothing’s changed.
• Home Depots in California are clearing their shelves of hammers in anticipation of a Gavin Newsom executive order outlawing them,
• Kamala says she loves yellow school buses and points out that coincidentally they are the same color as submarines.
• Beth has become a much more popular name lately; it’s been a bad couple of months for Lizes,
• Now the enviros are telling us that our pets are a significant contributor to climate change. Tell that to the owner of a Pit Bull or Rottweiler and see where it gets you,
• Homeless people are lining up at many European art museums. Tomato soup and mashed potatoes sure beats dumpster food.
• Saudi Arabia has started construction on a 100 mile-long skyscraper. How far we have fallen! The current Administration can’t even construct a foot of border wall.
• Latest polling indicates that the Senate race between Fetterman and Oz is neck-and-neck. If necks are the criteria by which candidates are elected Fetterman wins in a landslide.
• Who needs the circus? Now you can go to your local daycare center or elementary school to see the bearded lady perform.
• Remember the Three Stooges? Well now it’s the “Two Stooges”, and the debut episode will be the Biden/Fetterman rally in Pennsylvania.
• Netflix has decided to produce another season of “The Vikings” starring John Fetterman.
• Huh, what do you know! Kamala was in Texas over the weekend. Too bad, if they had thought ahead a little bit she could have caught a ride home on one of the buses transporting illegals to DC. And think of the convenience; they would have dropped her off right at the front door.
• The Biden Department of Education is making changes to American history books. From now on the person(s) that discovered America will be known as “some Italian they/them”.
• In the Dem’s world it seems to be more important that people have access to weed then it is for mothers to have access to baby formula.