• The border is being completely overrun. No, we’re not referring to the southern border; but rather, the Washington state border. This after word got out that the state of Washington will pay you up to $122,653 for not working.

• Sam Bankman-Fried used cryptocurrency to post his quarter-billion dollar bail. His payment is now worth $14.12.

• During his address at a joint meeting of Congress, Ukrainian President Zelensky presented a Ukrainian flag to Kamala and Nancy Pelosi which they exuberantly unfurled. After the speech Kamala was overheard thanking the President for the beautiful tablecloth.”

• Kamala is taking the media to task for, as she says, not covering the “strength of my leadership”. Could it be that they’re too busy reporting on her vast accomplishments?

• So the nation is facing a “polar vortex” and in some areas even a “bomb cyclone”. Whatever happened to the terms “cold snap” and “pretty strong winter storm”?

• The number is 234. No, it’s not the number of different ethnic lineages that Biden has espoused since he’s been president. It’s the sum of the ages of the Gruesome Threesome (Biden, Pelosi, and Schumer). Given that fact, can we pass a new law of common sense that the sum total of the ages of the three most powerful people in our government shall not keep pace with the number of notches on Hunter’s bedpost.

• The only person in the Administration in the last two years that has been on vacation or away from work more than Joe Biden is Pete Buttigieg. No wonder the Railroad unions were holding out for 80 days of vacation a year.

• And speaking of Pete, we understand that he just received a toaster for logging 100,000 miles on private jets. Begs the question; Is it ethical for a supposed public servant to accept a toaster?

• Total viewership of AOC’s documentary advocating for the Green New Deal can be measured in tens of viewers. Thankfully she has a fairly large family.

• John Fetterman must have the Senator thing down already since he has time to appear in a Hollywood movie which is set in the 1830’s. Did they have hoodies back then?

• Since Musk started exposing Twitter’s shenanigans the lights at Facebook headquarters have been on 24/7. Hmmmmm! Wonder what could be going on in there around the clock?

• Hard times are falling on Hunter Biden. He’s offering to throw in a couple of paintings just to get foreign dictators to talk to him. So far he hasn’t been able to get any of them to stop laughing.

• Current Kansas residents are being ordered to leave the state immediately. DHS has decided that Kansas is the perfect size to accommodate the 5 million illegals that have crossed the border since Biden took over.

• Green parents are decrying the fact that their adolescent children are waking up; not because of nightmares from falling, but rather, from nightmares of the earth becoming Venus.

• More Twitter news. Now we’re finding out that Kari Lake was suspended from Twitter because they didn’t like the way she spells her first name. Further, Carrie (per Twitter’s liking) was also accused of plagiarizing her name because there is a Kari Lake in northern Arizona which is known for producing record size catfish.