• Mayorkas says the Terrorist Watch List has become unwieldy. He says there aren’t enough HHS and FBI resources to keep an eye on half the country.

• Democrats say donors at the Trump fund-raiser in Palm Beach were racists, scammers, and tax cheats. Huh? Why is the Biden family contributing to the Trump campaign?

• Protestors in Dearborn chant “Death to America.” Guess that rules out the possibility of them standing for the National Anthem.

• Newsom requires McDonalds to pay its employees $20/hr. so that you can pay $10 for a Big Mac. This, while his gourmet restaurant out on billionaires row in San Francisco pays $16/hr. Makes sense, after all he has to keep their $200 steak, $400 bottle of wine, $30 baked potato, and $45 tiramisu affordable.

• Letitia James is trying to take credit for the earthquake in New York City. Why not? She campaigned on shaking things up.

• Today is National Tell a Lie Day. Who knew that President Biden had a day set aside in his honor?

• A few days ago Lizzo said she was out. Today she says she was only venting negative energy. Or, could it be she’s decided she still likes to eat?

• KJP, the WHPS, was AWOL on the SPR during the WHPB. WTH!

• Apparently Mother Nature is no fan of solar farms as she sends a hailstorm to Texas destroying a solar farm in the process. But it’s Kamala to the rescue! She proposes putting roofs over the solar farms.

• Scott McKenzie was famous for the song “[If You’re Coming To] San Francisco (Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair)”. He’s now proposing to change the title to “As You’re Fleeing From San Francisco (Hold Your Nose and Make Sure To Wear Boots on Your Feet)”.

• Biden, seeing the video of the recent stampede of illegals at the border, criticizes Greg Abbott for not instructing his National Guard troops to hand out voter registration forms.

• The millions crashing America’s borders have gone from “illegals” to “undocumented” to “newcomers” to “distinguished guests”.

• Food producers (farmers) in America and other countries are under attack for producing food.

• AOC despairs over the possibility of banning TikTok; “How will people know what time it is?”

• Biden has brain freeze from eating too much ice cream.

• Oh no, the dream job has been filled! The Senate just confirmed Biden’s nominee for Ambassador to Haiti.

• If you were to lose your birth certificate would you be illegal or just undocumented?

• Most unemployed people are in favor of Bernie Sanders’ proposal for a 32-hour work week because then they would be 20% less unemployed.